How to Give a Wedding Speech

How to Give a Wedding Speech

“I hope today is the worst day of your lives. [Dramatic Pause] Because I know today is going to be great. And if this the worst? I can’t wait to see what else is in store for you two. Congratulations.”

That’s an excerpt from the speech I gave at Chase Erwin‘s wedding back in 2010. I wish you could’ve seen the look on his Mom’s face before I broke the pause. Pure shock and confusion!

Looking back, I think I did okay, but there’s plenty of parts I’d change today: I would’ve made it shorter. I’d stay away from making it sound so rehearsed. And most importantly, I would’ve done a better job on putting the focus on the bride and groom.

These days I don’t really get the opportunity to test myself– all my friends married in the early 2010’s! If only something like The Wedding Ringer were real, eh?

The best I can do is pass on my knowledge to my readers. For all you who will soon be a best man or maid of honor, here’s some tips on how you can give a wedding speech.

The Easy Wedding Speech Model

You’re welcome to make it as convoluted as you like, but the bare bones structure includes:

  1. How you know the bride/groom (Introduction)
  2. What quality of the bridge/groom you want to highlight (Body)
  3. Congratulations (Conclusion)

The introduction serves as a bridge, showing the connection you have between the newlyweds and your audience.Maybe you have a deep history (i.e. “Ever since we were little kids…) or maybe it’s something more recent (i.e. “I met her in college/work).

The body of your speech is the sweet spot. It’s a story that should pave the way to highlight some characteristic of the bride or groom. Maybe you’re stating the obvious, but that’s okay (i.e. he’s helped me out of a jam more times than I can count, and I’m sure it’s the same for many of you out here). Maybe you’re bringing attention to a side that not so many people know about (i.e. I bet you don’t know how much of a clean freak this guy is; he’s the one who got me into the habit of ironing my clothes).

After everything’s all said and done, that’s when you give your congratulations. You don’t have to do anything crazy. The word “congratulations” is enough. And no “one more thing”, okay? The congratulations is the clearest mark of a conclusion.

Stressing to Impress

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Since most people don’t do public speaking on a regular basis, getting nervous is fairly common. The key is to avoid adding more pressure to yourself.

I’ve seen guys who “needed” to knock a couple shots back for some extra liquid courage. C’mon, man…Yeah, you want to do a good job, but this moment really isn’t about you. You’re just the medium that’s honoring your friends– the couple. And if you think about it in that way, all you got to do is talk about your friend? That should be pretty easy if you remember to keep it just like you’re talking with your friend.

Now, if you’re usually crass with your buds, you’ll want to clean it up a bit. The parents are in attendance, you know? And if it’s you’re usual shtick is embarrassing each other and giving each other a hard time, you’ll also want to cut that out. That’d be a prime example of being too caught up in the limelight. This ain’t your big day, pal!

Here’s where I like to emphasize the conversational approach. I think that’s the key to relieving the pressure. When people hear the word “speech”, they get all stiff. It sounds unnatural. You lose a lot of personality. And that’s because people try to emulate the most familiar type of speech they’ll see: political speech.

If you can keep it like a dialogue you’d normally have with your friend, it makes it so much better– and easier. You’re just there to add praise to your friends, and you’re surrounded by a group of people who love them just as much as you do. Believe me, they’re already impressed.

Avoiding the Biggest Mistake (aka Shut Up Already)

Should I have my speech memorized or have it all written out? How much should I rehearse? What kind of props should I use?

None of that really matters. Also: don’t use props.

Pick whichever option is easiest for you because again: the point is to honor your friend. So if you stumble, it’s okay. If you forget some parts, it’s okay. Just don’t drone on and on. The worst thing you can do for any kind of speech is go on for too long. 

To rephrase and old Ghandi quote, “Be the Wikipedia that you want to know of the world.” People want just enough information to get the gist and feel like they’re in the know. Brevity is the way to go. No one complains about a speech being too short, especially if you hit everything in the model I pointed out above.

So instead of trying to be the speaker to end all speakers, you’re just a messenger to fill the crowd in on two of your favorite people.


Photos courtesy of Aaron Spagnolo Photography— if you’re in Boston and want the best wedding photos? You got to go Spagnolo! 

 

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